Monday, June 27, 2005

The ugly truth will be told

Two things are on the Plate today….

One: I’ve instituted war on all animals (excluding humans) while riding my bike. This is retribution for the “Eck” deer take down. I will go out of my way to run over any mammal, reptile, bird, vermin even bug’s are fair game in the war. It’s not only fun but feels like I’m revenging a wrong. What’s my count today you ask? 2-snakes, 1-frog, 1-mouse…..I even ran over a bird that’s was already dead just for the hell of it.

Two: The Baron is talk’n smack, so he must be knock down to size….Mr. “No Hander”….Ha-ha I’m going to sink him like a 3 foot putt in this “No Hander Man’s Race” Why do I think this, B/C he’s a boy among men in the “No Hander” arena.