More Translation.......

The Goat himself asked me to translate the following for you…

This is the last climb; it maybe the last climb, but it will make Mount Evans look like a ride with your mother through Central Park. You better hope you have a triple and a good Heart Surgeon. You’re going to need a triple by-pass after this one.

It's not going to rain; there’s going to be a typhoon that makes the imagine of the great biblical flood look like lawn sprinkler.

It's not that muddy; if you live in the swamps of Louisiana