Wednesday, January 30, 2008

10+12+4+more

I actually got on a lift.......and the snow keeps coming!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Sun on my back

Just a few screws.....
The sun on my back.......
Miles of roads ahead......
200' drop on my right.......
200' drop on my left.......


Nice to moto 4-hours on 2 with the wind at my back and downhill the whole way................

Friday, January 25, 2008

Sweet


Just got it...........Last night I nailed the one legged drills on the roller's! Eat your heart out Baron!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Happy New Year


I know it's late, but screw it.......One thing I happy about, my painting skillz have come along ways.........

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Getting it dial'd


Yesterday I did 30k on the skis, 30 in the gym and 30 on the bike......
It's going to be a staple in the schedule.....The ZG has an awesome XC race series.......I might have to try it~~~~~~because I need another hobby!


Monday, January 21, 2008

How's that



POS Rig treat'n you....?
1) why would you buy one??
2) why don't they build a better Hoo-koo-e-koo? (because they can't.....Trek stamp them out and you buy them!)

Friday, January 18, 2008

Down the Dirt Road.....

After my resent bacon binge and now withdrawal I’m going to need some help…..maybe DrNatura's well-named "Colonix" kit will put me back in center my Chi.
I got to go..........Really!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Victim number one, “the Baconator” after viewing all the warning signs in-store. I was going to go for the traditional Wendy’s “Single”. But at a measly 430 calories this quest was not even close enough. I was in a calorie crazed state……
Now Classic Triple with cheese AND bacon. Was the champ at 980 cal’s……It sure made me happy.
But it was just lacking something…..What was that you ask!!! MORE BACON!!!!Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with… THE BACONATOR! Now, as one would expect, this burger was far from the picture. Both in flavor and quality. Just take a look at it again. I’ll give you a moment to take in its 830 calorie glory. This is a magical meal in all of its greasy goodness. Coupled with fries and of course a DEIT Coke (who needs the extra Cal’s???) and you are lay’n down a cool 1370 (90% of my daily, but sometimes you got to have what you got to have)……..NICE!!!
It should be illegal to create such a lustfully horrendous product.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

What the .......

Some one put a huge Marshmallow on my pick nick table last night...
Iguess, Just do this.........

Thursday, January 10, 2008

IQ of 45

Ok Ok....the comments are now open!

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Hay Bra!!!

I’m really getting sick of people who think they’re “Counter-Culture” by taking one particular of cycling and calling the rest mainstream. Let’s face it biking as a sport it’s NOT mainstream! It is really dumb to see people actually playing stereotypes. “I’m a messenger or a 1x1er” and too cool in my “Counter-Culture” lifestyle to keep from learning more about others in my sport………………s. I happen to consider an mtn biking guy, I build frames (specifically 29er 1x1’s) but own a flashy road and TT bike and wear spandex with colorful helmet, full on and race it. Does this say anything whatsoever about whom I am or what I represent? No! I’m a cyclist!

Grow up, Dude “I’m a messenger” too cool for you! Your “Counter-Culture” lifestyle Stopped when GF started making that POS Rig.....you are the same as me NOW! Just another cyclist. Get another tat and GET A LIFE Bra! and drop the Attitude.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Shaaaaaaaa

I park my bike for 10min.s Now I'm going to have somebody brush it off.......


20 more with 12 more and you get black snow...........got to love IT! Bombs away!

eat, sleep, ski.......COFFEE!


Friday, January 04, 2008

Ok, ok, ok.......

I know it's hard, but maybe not that hard........



if you want to weight 145lb.........put a zero on the end 1450. Now that's your Max Calc intake for a day, if you sit on your ass all day. If ride for an hour you can add a couple hundred to that.......See it not that hard. It''s just up to you if it's Cookies or Candy!


OUT!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

29" wheels 29" pants......


It's easy math

“Association to Advance Fat Acceptance”

I’ve see everything now!

O-man …… lets get one thing straight here, Being fat is NOT a disability. Don’t give me this Bullshit that you’re big boned. It’s not your bones, It’s the 40 layers of fat surrounding your bones like trees rings – THAT’s the problem.

The Department of Motor Vehicles is give handicapped license plates to fat people. That’s right, FAT PEOPLE! The average Joe Chunk Lard-Ass now will have the same rights and privileges as disabled war veterans. I’m sorry, but P.O.W. stands dos’ not stand for Prisoner of the Wafflehouse! And what the hell kind of logic gives fat people another excuse not to walk. If anything, fat people should be forced to park as far away from the building as possible to get their big asses moving.
And why do stores provide those little battery powered scooters that clog up the paths and look like the wheels are going to pop off any minute under the strain off!
Another excuse I love: “I’ve got the FAT jean, my mom’s fat. Her dad was fat, my aunt Bertha was fat…..” B.S.! It’s not in your Jeans. The only thing in your Jeans is the melted Hershey bar from lunch fatty while you polish off that fourth triple bacon combo. If you’re fat and happy, more power to you. If you’re fat and miserable, it’s probably because you’re fat. Don’t complain to me like you’ve got cancer! Dislodge the remote from between the sausages that you call a hand, get your ass out to the track and do something!
It’s very EZ…….Calories in should be less than the Calories out. You can’t eat 6000 Calc’s a day sit on your Ass and get skinny!