Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Bitch........

Just a little observation in behavior

Mini-van,

On the edge, pissed off, just waiting to vent some of that bottled up anger from having to many screaming poop bagging in the back and having to drive a Mini-Van! Double that anger if they are in a Honda Odyssey…Look Out!

Volvo or Audi

A big “Want-a-be”, feels like the world has short change them. Wants to drive a Porsche real bad and just can’t make it to the upper-crust. Wants to run over anything that’s (in their mind) beneath them. This person is a big jack-off and needs to bring you down into their world of self-pity. Don’t let them do it!

White Pickup

The dreaded Contractor Truck! Thinks anything that doesn’t have a motor is gay! and hates gays! And really really thinks spandex is gay! So he see you as SUPER gay and wants to tie you to his bumper and drag till your dead…….but then have sex with you because he’s really gay and loves to have sex with corpses