Friday, March 30, 2007

Letting the boys air out!!!!!

Yea I've been working.... Top Secret stuff has been going on at MM cycles! I’ve got the first gen “2” Mr Bigg off the line and ready for ID and clear coat! I’ve been testing two proto types and LOVE this one! So it’s a done deal…….Now you may ask “MM how have you kept such a big thing under warps all winter” but I wouldn’t tell…….and I’m most likely riding not blabbing on about how I’m going to make a better world…….
Eccentric BB to provide chain tension and standard vertical dropouts - double-butted chromoly tubes about a pond lighter…….

51mm International Standard disc brake mount. No sissy ass rim brakes………

68mm bottom bracket as always

27.2mm seatpost, Yes I’m going main steam…….

It’s has a little lower BB, I did say a little lower BB not a GF “drag on the ground BB” but a nice position…..

New paint PPG paint system……..available in any color black you like! No Gay Colors Freddy!…….its the number one rule here!

Geometry is based on a 80mm and it prefers a rigid fork Pussy!

Yes! This frame can accomodate a big 29 x 2.3 you big fat fatty……… That what I'm riding, so don't ask!

This is the 16” but 18’s and 20’s are just around the corner…….so don’t give me shit…..

Effective Top Tube 23.25"
Seat Tube 16.75"
Standover Height 28"
Head Angle 71
Seat Angle 74.5
Head Tube 3.25"
Wheelbase 42.5"
Chainstay 17.25"

All this for about 2.1 kg………….are you man enough?

That’s the good, the bad its a little more price then Gen “1” but hay you’ve got money…..SPEND IT!!


Yes Goat it's ours........But only if you go on a diet "Fat boy"

TGIF.........but isn't everyday Friday?


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Bitch........

Just a little observation in behavior

Mini-van,

On the edge, pissed off, just waiting to vent some of that bottled up anger from having to many screaming poop bagging in the back and having to drive a Mini-Van! Double that anger if they are in a Honda Odyssey…Look Out!

Volvo or Audi

A big “Want-a-be”, feels like the world has short change them. Wants to drive a Porsche real bad and just can’t make it to the upper-crust. Wants to run over anything that’s (in their mind) beneath them. This person is a big jack-off and needs to bring you down into their world of self-pity. Don’t let them do it!

White Pickup

The dreaded Contractor Truck! Thinks anything that doesn’t have a motor is gay! and hates gays! And really really thinks spandex is gay! So he see you as SUPER gay and wants to tie you to his bumper and drag till your dead…….but then have sex with you because he’s really gay and loves to have sex with corpses

Monday, March 26, 2007

Bail out........



Bailed out of the rim ride….the wheels just wouldn’t turn on “Mr Bigg” with all the mud. Raining in the desert imagine that? Butch toughed it out, logging the 100 plus in 3rd place. After the mud-fest I hit the road banking more then 12 hours of riding over the two days……..

Friday, March 23, 2007

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Holy Sheep shit



Man there's alot of shit on the roads.......Recovery day two…………Espresso, ride, Espresso, nap, eat, sleep and have nightmares about the coming weekend.

Monday, March 19, 2007

This just in......

AOL search “Key Word”

No.1 little burse…….

No. 3 www fat gay man.com…..

No. 5 boulder beer road race course profile

last, but not .......Sign Me Up!

My Office........

Somedays its just another trail......others its a shit kick'n ridge! A view out the front door.....
Another Mr Bigg gett'n a 3800'er
Go west young man before the sun go's down....
Punch'n Doggies on the downhill.......
When is the last time you had to use rock climbing skill'z on a MTB trial?

Mr Bigg took a 50 foot'r on it's own. All is well as it's tough as nails.....80 plus and 5800.......all this with only 3 hours in the dark. Now were did I put the coffee?




Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Some days it's just a sign


Others it's the cliff behind the sign that nails ya...............

Monday, March 12, 2007

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Say it “Joes Ridge”

So I broke out the MTB yesterday for some mad skillz. I was thinking a little brush up for the up coming Rim Ride would be a good idea……Butch and I hit the north Fruita trails. It a sweet network of trail that go up and down the Mesa. Lots of fun stuff with temps around 70 and the Colorado blue sky I even got a little tan going…….. Chutes and Ladders was so Fun we were humming Zippety Do Dah all day!





I might even go back today……

Monday, March 05, 2007

What I do on my day off....


Now it's Monday and you are back hard at it! I think we've got like 50" plus inches of snow in the past week.....and now it's 55deg and time to bike!
Man was I off on the KBK.......

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Friday, March 02, 2007

Buy my crap! Hell it's almost free!!!!!

Almost Free Crap!!!!

It's cheaper then Walmart and better then Goats junk!

Ass's of Evil



Left or right I don't care, President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney got nothing on these two douche bag's! These two Ass Wipes will destroy bike racing!!
Well it's still dump'n out so me and the doggy are head'n for the hill's again.....These two a days are a kill'r. 4 on the boards and 2 on the wheels.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

In like a Lion.......

8 more and I'm out the door! Im in love with ladies racing, anybody want a Cookie? I guess all Cookies are just dam fast!
Hay Tina, can you point out Rochelle's sweet spot? Got to love that team kit! Now that the mens is still all about Lance and his Disco dancing girls. I might as well watch REAL girls......out!!!!