Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Nice....


So, $3.50 a gal........what happen to that?

Miles in the bank.....

Mojo miles in the bank......it's all part of my 401k plan.
Well at least he saved this old Chev Ass End....

Same old same old......

some of this
Some of this Some of this
Makes a guy a little hungry
Back to more of that!

Monday, January 29, 2007

Time to do nothing......

I ride a 29er and now it matches my waist……Its now fun to climb. I went out and rode the Monument Saturday it was the first test of the year. Instead of suffering off the back I was riding comfy at the front and putting the hurt on from time to time. Cant wait to put it to test in a race……….

So Page kick ass this weekend…Three silver at the worlds! I think in the next year or two the USA will dominate cross just like The Tour……

Don’t really have much; the sun is shinning and its time to ride…..

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Weight of consciousness

I’m all jack-up with no place to go………Butch’y been in town riding his ass off and I’ve been seating on it but tomorrow I’m on! The weather is breaking and this guy a itch’n to ride! Now that I’m a buck and a half the cold goes right through me. But that’s ok b/c I hate the cold now I just have another reason NOT to go out into it. With the VOS race coming quick it will be nice to get some more core miles.

WTF all this doping news I can’t keep up………just read Cycling New is like reading the Funny papers.

The GTI is gone! I’ll miss it, but it just didn’t fit into the fleet. I need something more man like! Plus at the Lazy “M” bigger is better, More ranch, More redneck! Just trying to fit in to the lifestyle here in the hills and being seen a black little German sewing machine will get you dragged behind a F350…... I better not let then see my smooth as silk body…..OUT

O-yea the X-games are in town.......Time to wear my baggie pants and drag my ass around.

Monday, January 22, 2007

I've got a cough.....

I’ve got a question. What Euro or Domestic Pro doesn’t have Asthma? I need a SHOT!
Well it’s been a great weekend to just hang with the dog and ski. I don’t know who loves to make turns more him or me? I finely got to put the ribs to test with some sweet tree turns……Also got a call from a bud from Wisco on Friday, he was in Iowa City……A truck full of shit an itch to ride and on his way out. I’m bet’n he dosn’t make it back to the mother ship for a while…….

Friday, January 19, 2007

It's one more.....

day up in the Canyon....and it's one more day in Aspen....
With blue skies how could anyone not? I ask you. Well, well well........My base is all screw'd now it's just to much time one the snow.....Do you think I should do something constructive with my life? B/C I think it's is what God meant for me to do........Coffee time! OUT


Thursday, January 18, 2007

Swin'n School for you!

Well with a lot of time to do nothing I’ve been thinking about heading back to school again……yes a again! I was toying with the idea of get my teaching certificate or a PhD…..molding little mind of mush. Plus now that I’ve turn into a lefty I think being a Prof is right up my ally and tweed is soooo sexy! I’d be the highest educated bad speller in the world. Plus I'd be able to take up smoking dope again with out guilt……Now were talk’n! But tomorrow’s another day and it will be some other thing “I have to do” and I’ll end up doing nothing but lay on the couch….You’d think I never gave up smok’n dope……I often wonder what I’m going to do when I retire…..Don’t you? Well back to my coffee and deep thoughts ON THE COUCH!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Burrrrr

I down for the first race this year…..ouch! No base mile, no training, no nothing but hell it’s a race in the sun…..at least I’ll get a early start on the tan again this year. I won’t have the new kits by then but hell who cares, I’ll just go out in my skivvies.

Who the hell left the frick’n Ice-Box open? Man it been cold……It’s been so cold I can’t even get a Mexican to look at my VW for sell. I’m thinking it’s on the way to E-bay…. Maybe I need one of these...

I'd go to hippie town but it's cold there too so it's time to get back by the fire!

Monday, January 15, 2007

Blow'


This week-end I got more powder then Denny T on a Saturday night at the He and She in 1973…….It was 16 on top of 8 with 10 on Saturday……SWEET! Now its F’n 40 below. I need some tea and cookies…

Friday, January 12, 2007

I've got to be out of it to get into it!


And I thought Colorado had a lot of old Hippies.........It's got nothing on Uath! I know but Salt Lake can't tilt the scale.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Head it down town


I don’t know what it is but I feel the need to warm my bones….I’m pack it and heading west for the day. 70deg on the MTB in just what the doctor ordered. Besides I need to test ride the 07 Mr. Bigg and UT is the place for that. Maybe I can huck off some 20’ers and test to ribs too………

Just got the word on spring training camp No.2 It looks like two weeks this year……..One with the new team “Squadra Velocita” and the other with “The Crew” (The Team formerly know as TW” ) which I can’t be held responsible for. Theres only one question open. Will the Baron come out of his cave and make an all-star appearance?

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Finding the fun in Life……

You always need to find something to laugh about everyday and I don’t mean just a giggly. But a big ass laugh, if you don’t you’re real not paying attention to life because it is F'n Funny…..this didn’t do it but it's a start.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Bam, Bam......

A fist full of this and I can't be stop!
Nailing them one after another…….
A little Wisco beef and I’m on firer…..



Fish in a barrel.....

My tech suck.....

For the life of me I can't all my shit on line at the sametime.......

Friday, January 05, 2007

9"s and I'm gone!

So yesterday it was riding and a steam….today its dump’n so I’m out skiing AROUND trees!

Gives a new meaning to Pine Scented auto freshener…..

Some people hate a 300lb gorilla, other want to have sex with them…..

Two things don’t piss into the wind and don’t piss on this chic’s chairs…..

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Big, Big, Big.....The Life I need?



So yesterday I spend the day at a friends “Topping Out” party. It’s pretty sweet to be liv’n large like this guy. He’s on Red Mountain across the Valley from Aspen with a strait away shot Aspen Mountain and up Valley. Just a small place of 15 square… Price? Who knows but I can’t wait for the Hot Tub party. I think Funk Master “P” and the boyz are coming……… And I think she's coming too....and If she's coming I'am Too.....

Well it’s nice to know that DOPING is only a cycling problem…….Big and Bigger…..

MM’s big project for today is a full body wax. What’s your?

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I want, I want, I want

No I need one of these......


I've send the paper work now it just time and training.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

The next........

Could this Chezz-head be the next Lance? He might be fast but he's still a jack-off!

This just in.....I'm 6th on the Google list under "hairy chic"
Damm thats cool.....when will it end?

Back to work.....well my kind of work!


Well I sneezed for the first time yesterday. Now I won’t say it was like the day I hit the tree but it did take about 10min.s to get my shit back together………I’m all jack up because I got out and did a couple of turns in the back bowls today and hung out at the Starbucks in “Happy Valley”. Tomorrow I’m back on the seat post…Got to start those base miles soon (whatever they are, it’s just fun to ride). There’s nothing like skiing, biking or sex to put a smile on my face. If only I could find a way to do all three for a triple orgasm!
I’m turning into a fly-weight. The weight is just fallen off this year. I haven’t been near this weight since HS. It’s pretty funny because most of my adult life I was always trying to put it on and build muscle for ski racing. Hanging out in the gym doing two-a-days and all that. I laughed at all these little wimpy light weights. The past few years have been an eye opener. If I’m ever going to be a half-assed climber the muscle and fat have to go (at this point 25% of my body mass) No more flexing at the beach for me……..

Monday, January 01, 2007

New ones in, old ones out....

Scored this sweet little number....


Can't wait to moto-pace behind it.....
Also got a new (well new to me) Toyto Pickup on way so this ones got to go.....this little sweety could be yours for 3 bones.....Went to furtia this weekend it was a nice sunny 60degs. Perfect for my aking bones.....
If you ever want to get the hair standing up on the back of your neck, just stop for gas at this place.....don't drop your cash!