Now this is the life!

Dump'n

Keep the streets safe!!! The of day I was kill'n time drink coffee outside the "Bike Hub" Eves dropping on these two goobers……..and you’d of filp’d! This Cop was complaining to his buddy the city Ranger about how hard he works. The Ranger agreed, and followed with how hard his job is!!!! Com’on!!! They work in ASPEN, my God…….How hard could it be??? One walks up and down the street rousting Rich Old Ladies, writes some parking tickets and gets drunk tourists back to their condo! The other; I’ve got no idea, what the hell would a F’n Range would do all day in Aspen? Maybe shoo Raccoons out of the park trash cans? Ether way these two Bozos work in Aspen Christ all mighty! I can think of an easier place to work!

The ZG and me!

Nothing says I’m a Bad-Ass like a guy in a Suzuki with a Plasti-chrome ear piece! Now this guy has no problem getting laid…..



On another Note the ZG thing in a go……..Nothing like a Mountain sunrise!

Dog print???

So I found this in my driveway....yep those are Oak leaves around it!

Tooth'n

In keeping with the spirit of the "Check Out my Striped Shirt" email that went around last year, I figured it was high time someone wrote about another real American Asshole- Bluetooth Earpiece Guy.
Check me out with my futuristic mobile phone accessory that I purchased for $49.95. I'm so important that I have to wear it even when I'm not driving or otherwise using my hands. When you are making deals, sometimes you have to gesture, and it is those moments in which the earpiece is the difference between just sounding like an inconsiderate cocknob and fully committing to the role with every fiber of your being.When you average turds get a call, you have to dig in your pockets and hold your phone to your ear, but not me. I just tap my earpiece and start talking. I look like a crazy person because the absence of anyone with whom to make eye contact just leaves me staring at various things around the room, talking loudly in sentence fragments. If you are stupid enough to think I am screaming at you about the cable guy not showing up on time, I will give you a dirty look for eavesdropping on my 120 decibel conversation. You don't understand the gravity of the things I have to deal with every day and you have to earn the right to identify with me.

Lay'n pounds

Today's weight.......152.3lb

but I'm not afraid......

Big move happen........it looks like theres a big move up valley.......to the ZG! it better then the OC!

Has anybody started base yet?

I’m obsessing

I got you present…..Christmas came early for you. You kwon there nothing like a good poop! Someday it’s a 2 pound poop other days it’s a 1 pound poop. But everyday it’s one or two…..

Now that I’m obsessing about my weight for the next 5 months these thing are important to me.

Why I don’t know, but they are important on my quest to get to the optimum race weight.

Score

Your not a bike nut untill you have one!

The new me.....

I'm gong for the David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop look.........

Well the 08 diet starts today! 142 by March!