Snow'n in blocks.....

14" blocks thats how it snows........
Fresh, fresh that how it go's........
Now, I need to part and hit the road........ :)

Clean'n start!

So, I've been sav'n these for a day to come, but that's never going to happen! and I'd NEVER let them touch holder......so in the can with them!

Next to go........
See what you made me do ........BARON! Just so you can go to you're gay love tri-angle.

8 in the bank

Got the snow bike dial'd

Super stud~
Had to kick this guy's ass at hour 2.......
Sunday was a little warmer........Nice!
Nothing like 60deg.s on a lonely road!

Well, well, well

He's kind of a little dick but Cole House is doing pretty well down at the Tour of Belize.......Good for him, i guess?

G8 in the ZG

First....Yea BABY!!!

Second, I had to push my way past all the Douche BAGs wearing Fag BAGs (Do they know what ass wipes they look like???) To get to this
Just to do this.......
Got to love the G8.........

I'm going to Moab to ride tomorrow but today My day is done!

I've mov'n snow

off of roofs up in the ZG.......Is it ever going to stop snowing this year?
I think when the snow on your roof get 6' deep it's time to remove it.......

I was going to "Valley of the Sun" race but had to put that on hold...........

That thing needs a motor!!!!

Is it people look like thier pets or is it people look like thier cars!

10+12+4+more

I actually got on a lift.......and the snow keeps coming!

Sun on my back

Just a few screws.....
The sun on my back.......
Miles of roads ahead......
200' drop on my right.......
200' drop on my left.......


Nice to moto 4-hours on 2 with the wind at my back and downhill the whole way................

Sweet

Just got it...........Last night I nailed the one legged drills on the roller's! Eat your heart out Baron!

Happy New Year

I know it's late, but screw it.......One thing I happy about, my painting skillz have come along ways.........

Getting it dial'd

Yesterday I did 30k on the skis, 30 in the gym and 30 on the bike......

It's going to be a staple in the schedule.....The ZG has an awesome XC race series.......I might have to try it~~~~~~because I need another hobby!

How's that

POS Rig treat'n you....?

1) why would you buy one??

2) why don't they build a better Hoo-koo-e-koo? (because they can't.....Trek stamp them out and you buy them!)

Down the Dirt Road.....

After my resent bacon binge and now withdrawal I’m going to need some help…..maybe DrNatura's well-named "Colonix" kit will put me back in center my Chi.
I got to go..........Really!

Victim number one, “the Baconator” after viewing all the warning signs in-store. I was going to go for the traditional Wendy’s “Single”. But at a measly 430 calories this quest was not even close enough. I was in a calorie crazed state……
Now Classic Triple with cheese AND bacon. Was the champ at 980 cal’s……It sure made me happy.
But it was just lacking something…..What was that you ask!!! MORE BACON!!!!Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with… THE BACONATOR! Now, as one would expect, this burger was far from the picture. Both in flavor and quality. Just take a look at it again. I’ll give you a moment to take in its 830 calorie glory. This is a magical meal in all of its greasy goodness. Coupled with fries and of course a DEIT Coke (who needs the extra Cal’s???) and you are lay’n down a cool 1370 (90% of my daily, but sometimes you got to have what you got to have)……..NICE!!!
It should be illegal to create such a lustfully horrendous product.

What the .......

Some one put a huge Marshmallow on my pick nick table last night...
Iguess, Just do this.........

IQ of 45

Ok Ok....the comments are now open!

Hay Bra!!!

I’m really getting sick of people who think they’re “Counter-Culture” by taking one particular of cycling and calling the rest mainstream. Let’s face it biking as a sport it’s NOT mainstream! It is really dumb to see people actually playing stereotypes. “I’m a messenger or a 1x1er” and too cool in my “Counter-Culture” lifestyle to keep from learning more about others in my sport………………s. I happen to consider an mtn biking guy, I build frames (specifically 29er 1x1’s) but own a flashy road and TT bike and wear spandex with colorful helmet, full on and race it. Does this say anything whatsoever about whom I am or what I represent? No! I’m a cyclist!

Grow up, Dude “I’m a messenger” too cool for you! Your “Counter-Culture” lifestyle Stopped when GF started making that POS Rig.....you are the same as me NOW! Just another cyclist. Get another tat and GET A LIFE Bra! and drop the Attitude.

Shaaaaaaaa

I park my bike for 10min.s Now I'm going to have somebody brush it off.......

20 more with 12 more and you get black snow...........got to love IT! Bombs away!

eat, sleep, ski.......COFFEE!

Ok, ok, ok.......

I know it's hard, but maybe not that hard........



if you want to weight 145lb.........put a zero on the end 1450. Now that's your Max Calc intake for a day, if you sit on your ass all day. If ride for an hour you can add a couple hundred to that.......See it not that hard. It''s just up to you if it's Cookies or Candy!


OUT!

29" wheels 29" pants......

It's easy math

“Association to Advance Fat Acceptance”

I’ve see everything now!

O-man …… lets get one thing straight here, Being fat is NOT a disability. Don’t give me this Bullshit that you’re big boned. It’s not your bones, It’s the 40 layers of fat surrounding your bones like trees rings – THAT’s the problem.

The Department of Motor Vehicles is give handicapped license plates to fat people. That’s right, FAT PEOPLE! The average Joe Chunk Lard-Ass now will have the same rights and privileges as disabled war veterans. I’m sorry, but P.O.W. stands dos’ not stand for Prisoner of the Wafflehouse! And what the hell kind of logic gives fat people another excuse not to walk. If anything, fat people should be forced to park as far away from the building as possible to get their big asses moving.
And why do stores provide those little battery powered scooters that clog up the paths and look like the wheels are going to pop off any minute under the strain off!
Another excuse I love: “I’ve got the FAT jean, my mom’s fat. Her dad was fat, my aunt Bertha was fat…..” B.S.! It’s not in your Jeans. The only thing in your Jeans is the melted Hershey bar from lunch fatty while you polish off that fourth triple bacon combo. If you’re fat and happy, more power to you. If you’re fat and miserable, it’s probably because you’re fat. Don’t complain to me like you’ve got cancer! Dislodge the remote from between the sausages that you call a hand, get your ass out to the track and do something!
It’s very EZ…….Calories in should be less than the Calories out. You can’t eat 6000 Calc’s a day sit on your Ass and get skinny!

Get'n It

120" inchs of snow........

this mouth, Whats it look like? No base mile........maybe next year.

Happy New Year!

A funny thing happen on my way to ski.........Happy New year DICK!

Out til the new year!

I've been too biz enjoy'n the snow to think about blog'n..........

Snow Logger

A view from the new dig's

It's dump'n snow! A little Cake ply'n on the ply'er, a cup of fresh black gold and life rolls on! The Valley has seen over 50" in the last week.......

Whats a guy to do? I don't have the studs installed on the bike yet....So I'll just go hit it on the AT.....Nice!

How we roll in the "ZG"

I'm up it!

This is what I'm given for Christmas......

Now this is the life!

Dump'n

Keep the streets safe!!! The of day I was kill'n time drink coffee outside the "Bike Hub" Eves dropping on these two goobers……..and you’d of filp’d! This Cop was complaining to his buddy the city Ranger about how hard he works. The Ranger agreed, and followed with how hard his job is!!!! Com’on!!! They work in ASPEN, my God…….How hard could it be??? One walks up and down the street rousting Rich Old Ladies, writes some parking tickets and gets drunk tourists back to their condo! The other; I’ve got no idea, what the hell would a F’n Range would do all day in Aspen? Maybe shoo Raccoons out of the park trash cans? Ether way these two Bozos work in Aspen Christ all mighty! I can think of an easier place to work!

The ZG and me!

Nothing says I’m a Bad-Ass like a guy in a Suzuki with a Plasti-chrome ear piece! Now this guy has no problem getting laid…..



On another Note the ZG thing in a go……..Nothing like a Mountain sunrise!

Dog print???

So I found this in my driveway....yep those are Oak leaves around it!

Tooth'n

In keeping with the spirit of the "Check Out my Striped Shirt" email that went around last year, I figured it was high time someone wrote about another real American Asshole- Bluetooth Earpiece Guy.
Check me out with my futuristic mobile phone accessory that I purchased for $49.95. I'm so important that I have to wear it even when I'm not driving or otherwise using my hands. When you are making deals, sometimes you have to gesture, and it is those moments in which the earpiece is the difference between just sounding like an inconsiderate cocknob and fully committing to the role with every fiber of your being.When you average turds get a call, you have to dig in your pockets and hold your phone to your ear, but not me. I just tap my earpiece and start talking. I look like a crazy person because the absence of anyone with whom to make eye contact just leaves me staring at various things around the room, talking loudly in sentence fragments. If you are stupid enough to think I am screaming at you about the cable guy not showing up on time, I will give you a dirty look for eavesdropping on my 120 decibel conversation. You don't understand the gravity of the things I have to deal with every day and you have to earn the right to identify with me.

Lay'n pounds

Today's weight.......152.3lb

but I'm not afraid......

Big move happen........it looks like theres a big move up valley.......to the ZG! it better then the OC!

Has anybody started base yet?

I’m obsessing

I got you present…..Christmas came early for you. You kwon there nothing like a good poop! Someday it’s a 2 pound poop other days it’s a 1 pound poop. But everyday it’s one or two…..

Now that I’m obsessing about my weight for the next 5 months these thing are important to me.

Why I don’t know, but they are important on my quest to get to the optimum race weight.

Score

Your not a bike nut untill you have one!

The new me.....

I'm gong for the David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop look.........

Well the 08 diet starts today! 142 by March!