What the .......

Some one put a huge Marshmallow on my pick nick table last night...
Iguess, Just do this.........

IQ of 45

Ok Ok....the comments are now open!

Hay Bra!!!

I’m really getting sick of people who think they’re “Counter-Culture” by taking one particular of cycling and calling the rest mainstream. Let’s face it biking as a sport it’s NOT mainstream! It is really dumb to see people actually playing stereotypes. “I’m a messenger or a 1x1er” and too cool in my “Counter-Culture” lifestyle to keep from learning more about others in my sport………………s. I happen to consider an mtn biking guy, I build frames (specifically 29er 1x1’s) but own a flashy road and TT bike and wear spandex with colorful helmet, full on and race it. Does this say anything whatsoever about whom I am or what I represent? No! I’m a cyclist!

Grow up, Dude “I’m a messenger” too cool for you! Your “Counter-Culture” lifestyle Stopped when GF started making that POS Rig.....you are the same as me NOW! Just another cyclist. Get another tat and GET A LIFE Bra! and drop the Attitude.

Shaaaaaaaa

I park my bike for 10min.s Now I'm going to have somebody brush it off.......

20 more with 12 more and you get black snow...........got to love IT! Bombs away!

eat, sleep, ski.......COFFEE!

Ok, ok, ok.......

I know it's hard, but maybe not that hard........



if you want to weight 145lb.........put a zero on the end 1450. Now that's your Max Calc intake for a day, if you sit on your ass all day. If ride for an hour you can add a couple hundred to that.......See it not that hard. It''s just up to you if it's Cookies or Candy!


OUT!

29" wheels 29" pants......

It's easy math

“Association to Advance Fat Acceptance”

I’ve see everything now!

O-man …… lets get one thing straight here, Being fat is NOT a disability. Don’t give me this Bullshit that you’re big boned. It’s not your bones, It’s the 40 layers of fat surrounding your bones like trees rings – THAT’s the problem.

The Department of Motor Vehicles is give handicapped license plates to fat people. That’s right, FAT PEOPLE! The average Joe Chunk Lard-Ass now will have the same rights and privileges as disabled war veterans. I’m sorry, but P.O.W. stands dos’ not stand for Prisoner of the Wafflehouse! And what the hell kind of logic gives fat people another excuse not to walk. If anything, fat people should be forced to park as far away from the building as possible to get their big asses moving.
And why do stores provide those little battery powered scooters that clog up the paths and look like the wheels are going to pop off any minute under the strain off!
Another excuse I love: “I’ve got the FAT jean, my mom’s fat. Her dad was fat, my aunt Bertha was fat…..” B.S.! It’s not in your Jeans. The only thing in your Jeans is the melted Hershey bar from lunch fatty while you polish off that fourth triple bacon combo. If you’re fat and happy, more power to you. If you’re fat and miserable, it’s probably because you’re fat. Don’t complain to me like you’ve got cancer! Dislodge the remote from between the sausages that you call a hand, get your ass out to the track and do something!
It’s very EZ…….Calories in should be less than the Calories out. You can’t eat 6000 Calc’s a day sit on your Ass and get skinny!

Get'n It

120" inchs of snow........

this mouth, Whats it look like? No base mile........maybe next year.

Happy New Year!

A funny thing happen on my way to ski.........Happy New year DICK!

Out til the new year!

I've been too biz enjoy'n the snow to think about blog'n..........

Snow Logger

A view from the new dig's

It's dump'n snow! A little Cake ply'n on the ply'er, a cup of fresh black gold and life rolls on! The Valley has seen over 50" in the last week.......

Whats a guy to do? I don't have the studs installed on the bike yet....So I'll just go hit it on the AT.....Nice!

How we roll in the "ZG"

I'm up it!

This is what I'm given for Christmas......

Now this is the life!

Dump'n

Keep the streets safe!!! The of day I was kill'n time drink coffee outside the "Bike Hub" Eves dropping on these two goobers……..and you’d of filp’d! This Cop was complaining to his buddy the city Ranger about how hard he works. The Ranger agreed, and followed with how hard his job is!!!! Com’on!!! They work in ASPEN, my God…….How hard could it be??? One walks up and down the street rousting Rich Old Ladies, writes some parking tickets and gets drunk tourists back to their condo! The other; I’ve got no idea, what the hell would a F’n Range would do all day in Aspen? Maybe shoo Raccoons out of the park trash cans? Ether way these two Bozos work in Aspen Christ all mighty! I can think of an easier place to work!

The ZG and me!

Nothing says I’m a Bad-Ass like a guy in a Suzuki with a Plasti-chrome ear piece! Now this guy has no problem getting laid…..



On another Note the ZG thing in a go……..Nothing like a Mountain sunrise!

Dog print???

So I found this in my driveway....yep those are Oak leaves around it!

Tooth'n

In keeping with the spirit of the "Check Out my Striped Shirt" email that went around last year, I figured it was high time someone wrote about another real American Asshole- Bluetooth Earpiece Guy.
Check me out with my futuristic mobile phone accessory that I purchased for $49.95. I'm so important that I have to wear it even when I'm not driving or otherwise using my hands. When you are making deals, sometimes you have to gesture, and it is those moments in which the earpiece is the difference between just sounding like an inconsiderate cocknob and fully committing to the role with every fiber of your being.When you average turds get a call, you have to dig in your pockets and hold your phone to your ear, but not me. I just tap my earpiece and start talking. I look like a crazy person because the absence of anyone with whom to make eye contact just leaves me staring at various things around the room, talking loudly in sentence fragments. If you are stupid enough to think I am screaming at you about the cable guy not showing up on time, I will give you a dirty look for eavesdropping on my 120 decibel conversation. You don't understand the gravity of the things I have to deal with every day and you have to earn the right to identify with me.

Lay'n pounds

Today's weight.......152.3lb

but I'm not afraid......

Big move happen........it looks like theres a big move up valley.......to the ZG! it better then the OC!

Has anybody started base yet?

I’m obsessing

I got you present…..Christmas came early for you. You kwon there nothing like a good poop! Someday it’s a 2 pound poop other days it’s a 1 pound poop. But everyday it’s one or two…..

Now that I’m obsessing about my weight for the next 5 months these thing are important to me.

Why I don’t know, but they are important on my quest to get to the optimum race weight.

Score

Your not a bike nut untill you have one!

The new me.....

I'm gong for the David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop look.........

Well the 08 diet starts today! 142 by March!

"Here's to life, liberty, and the pursuit of dumpiness."

A glorious and Godly arrangement between two people
The use of aerosol hair-products for these events alone contributed to 5% of all ozone depletion between the years 1977 and 1991.
Now this guys got it RIGHT! Un-like this dumbass! Speaking of dumbass! I don’t hate Wal-Mart, I hate the scum that reside in my (or your) town that shop at Wal-Mart. It’s filled with people that crawled out of a Rob Zombie movie, just put down the crack pipe and stumbled in for a few things. The check out lines always takes forever. I feel like if I am in there for more than 15 minutes I start picking up diseases. I learned the hard way; go to the bathroom before leaving your house if you are going to Wal-Mart. I’ve been to cleaner bathrooms at Adult Book stores…… OUT!

It's a Bike Race Dumb Ass

We need more Cowbell Bro!

Sissy Boy!!!!

A day of nothing......me and the DOG looking for roads to ride.... Cross? I'll kick that thing in the JUNK!
O-yea!
Making it.....
Off like Andy Hampstead,,,,,,

Cross?

Man, you have the worst case of placte The early snow

turns to mud...


One, Two, Three!!!!

1st Dump of the Season

Day was one of those days.......a little of this
Then west for this......
Then tonight ma and the big Ern are roll'n hard!

Nice

Something interesting I noticed in Gunnison. Every business is the best at something. They all have these signs that say so. For instance, we stayed at the “Best Inn 2007,” ate sandwiches at a deli that said “Best Sandwich 2002-2006,” and walked past the Gunni-sack restaurant that claimed, “Best Margarita.” However, there’s no reference on these claims. Best in Gunnison? Best in Colorado? Best in World? Universe?

Okay

Boggler is piss'n me off!

Run'n on the Edge

I've been runn'n up the doc trail.....ouch! Why? I can't tell you. I think I'll stop doing it.....You really don't have an idea how steep something is untill you run up it!
Back to working on the shack!

Locked

Head'n Over

Gay Shit....

Out

First Things First

So I built up the New Cross Bike today. Its sweeter then the Ambrosia Chocoholic Jeffery D used to make………Light for hopp’n like a long eared rabbit…

Gunn’y Cross this weekend…..The question now is what gear? I’m thinking 40X17 but maybe something else. First I'm going to put some chain Lube here, then here, then here and a little over here.......

Then I'm might do a little of this
and wash it down with this........

Now I'm ready!

10. No dumb ass roadie teams using “tactics” as a excuse to sit on.
9. Gives you a good excuse to buy another bike.
8. No capri wearing fixie dorks (unless you are in Portland).
7. Any weather this side of Katrina is not grounds for cancellation.
6. More Cowbell! (I will add any song with Cowbells ROCK’s)
5. Unless you are Rosie O’Donnells back waxer, your job will seem easier on Monday (if you’ve got one).
4. Bunny Hop
3. Dick Cheney does not race ‘cross
2. No one has ever died racing ‘cross. But you could be the first!
1. If the religious nuts ever find out how much fun it is, it will be banned.