TGIF.........but isn't everyday Friday?

Driver Seat

How was your day???

Bitch........

Just a little observation in behavior

Mini-van,

On the edge, pissed off, just waiting to vent some of that bottled up anger from having to many screaming poop bagging in the back and having to drive a Mini-Van! Double that anger if they are in a Honda Odyssey…Look Out!

Volvo or Audi

A big “Want-a-be”, feels like the world has short change them. Wants to drive a Porsche real bad and just can’t make it to the upper-crust. Wants to run over anything that’s (in their mind) beneath them. This person is a big jack-off and needs to bring you down into their world of self-pity. Don’t let them do it!

White Pickup

The dreaded Contractor Truck! Thinks anything that doesn’t have a motor is gay! and hates gays! And really really thinks spandex is gay! So he see you as SUPER gay and wants to tie you to his bumper and drag till your dead…….but then have sex with you because he’s really gay and loves to have sex with corpses

Bail out........

Bailed out of the rim ride….the wheels just wouldn’t turn on “Mr Bigg” with all the mud. Raining in the desert imagine that? Butch toughed it out, logging the 100 plus in 3rd place. After the mud-fest I hit the road banking more then 12 hours of riding over the two days……..

Loaded and Locked

The pain train is headed down the tracks!

What to do????

This
Or This
Or maybe This

Or maybe I'll just watch American Idol..........

Holy Sheep shit

Man there's alot of shit on the roads.......Recovery day two…………Espresso, ride, Espresso, nap, eat, sleep and have nightmares about the coming weekend.

This just in......

AOL search “Key Word”

No.1 little burse…….

No. 3 www fat gay man.com…..

No. 5 boulder beer road race course profile

last, but not .......Sign Me Up!

My Office........

Somedays its just another trail......others its a shit kick'n ridge! A view out the front door.....
Another Mr Bigg gett'n a 3800'er
Go west young man before the sun go's down....
Punch'n Doggies on the downhill.......
When is the last time you had to use rock climbing skill'z on a MTB trial?

Mr Bigg took a 50 foot'r on it's own. All is well as it's tough as nails.....80 plus and 5800.......all this with only 3 hours in the dark. Now were did I put the coffee?

Some days it's just a sign

Others it's the cliff behind the sign that nails ya...............

How was your day?

Mondays are the BEST!

Say it “Joes Ridge”

So I broke out the MTB yesterday for some mad skillz. I was thinking a little brush up for the up coming Rim Ride would be a good idea……Butch and I hit the north Fruita trails. It a sweet network of trail that go up and down the Mesa. Lots of fun stuff with temps around 70 and the Colorado blue sky I even got a little tan going…….. Chutes and Ladders was so Fun we were humming Zippety Do Dah all day!





I might even go back today……

What I do on my day off....

Now it's Monday and you are back hard at it! I think we've got like 50" plus inches of snow in the past week.....and now it's 55deg and time to bike!

Man was I off on the KBK.......

Kuurne-Bruxelles-Kuurne

Peter Van Petegem or Roger Hammond

Buy my crap! Hell it's almost free!!!!!

Almost Free Crap!!!!

It's cheaper then Walmart and better then Goats junk!

Ass's of Evil

Left or right I don't care, President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney got nothing on these two douche bag's! These two Ass Wipes will destroy bike racing!!
Well it's still dump'n out so me and the doggy are head'n for the hill's again.....These two a days are a kill'r. 4 on the boards and 2 on the wheels.

In like a Lion.......

8 more and I'm out the door! Im in love with ladies racing, anybody want a Cookie? I guess all Cookies are just dam fast!
Hay Tina, can you point out Rochelle's sweet spot? Got to love that team kit! Now that the mens is still all about Lance and his Disco dancing girls. I might as well watch REAL girls......out!!!!

My Life been a beach!

Saturday…8” Sunday 7” Monday 6” Tuesday 7” Wednesday 10” You do the math…..The bike is back in the closet. Me and the pooch are enjoy the SNOW!

Dick Pound can Kiss My Ass!

It’s a sad day here at the Lazy “M” ranch……

“The final nail in Ullrich's professional coffin may have been the stupendously bungled Operación Puerto inquiry, but he pounded all the others in by himself”

Now it’s just going to be more Lance bullshit and his all girl orchestra. The gay mans dancing machine!

By far the best quotes from resent.
“I’m going back to my cooler to puke NOW!”
“We are just waiting for the rest of the women’s pro field to get off”

OUT

I'm in rehap and will need a couple of days to re-load......

VOS

It was along way to for a bunch of flats.......

Should stayed home and hit the side roads.......

High hopes......

Low results......., Some plus too…..more on that later!

Down Load

Down loaded the BTO and Kiss anthology today….. Just jam’n Older then Old-school ! Clean’n the bikes and pack’n up for warmer weather. It’s like 45deg today so it will be nice to get warm for a few days……

On a sad note I got screwed by the "rope smokers" and didn't get into the Leadville 100. Dam-it, next year I guess........

I'm ready to rock.......

First it's this
then it's this
Smooth and ready to rolllll......

Board-in.......

My kinda crav'n.....

I don't board much, but the “The Girls Next Door” are in town. So I'm going board'n then to 8160 for the bump and grid.....O-yea!

Smart, smarty.....

All jackup’d and too many places to ride……Temp’s nearing 60 today and a new bike on the rack. The new steed is weighing in at a slim 6940grams (and I haven’t even put the dremel to it yet) in ready to ride form. Which is a little odd b/c my current weight is 69kg……It’s like a rebirthing ceremony.

On another weighty issue, the Goat said he’s coming to band camp at 67.25kg and ready to climb…..WELL, son put down the burrito and step away! b/c if he doesn’t come in under 65.5kg he’ll be a big fat fatty and out the back! See you a the top lard-o……

Windows....

Now this is my kind of window.........I've been waiting, waiting, waiting! What am I waiting for? Well, my Leadville entry, my new bike, Team kit design, on and on!
I’m very impulsive so waiting isn’t my strong suit. So it’s like 55deg’s and sunny so I’m getting my impulsive ass out on the bike…….

Photo Blogg'n

They now make a parking spot for me......it's about time! Bam!
Now who throws thier Jesus Fish in the trash?????
Both lugs are back on-line............3500-4000ml
Ski Tip no 109. Leave the Day-Glow one'y (fag bag) at home......Ski Tip no. 110. No one looks cool in a FAG BAG......even if you are from Texas!

Get'n fat.....

So fat’so……..Now how was it that say “I’m not going to gain 40lb.s in retirement and get lazy” who, who…….
My new base workout....

Five-time Tour winner Bernard Hinault said that "At this point in time, he [German Jan Ullrich] is a cheat. It is up to him to prove that he has not cheated."


First off who give a rats ass what a “FAT” old French fag has to said. If it wasn’t for GL this guy would be a nobody! GL has chop’d this selfish dick into the dirt………You know something I do know who cares what this “ FAT” old French fag has to said…..other “FAT” old French fag’s! It’s up to him….what a dick!

Back to more important things, like riding the Red Mountain and Coffee..... and thinking about Chic's