Feeling like a Jew Boy.....

Is that and accident ahead?
No it’s just some fat doughnut eating fascism lover…..”What’s up boys? Is that an M16 in your pants or you just glad to see me? Fuck Off Dick Head! I’m going for coffee is that ok?”
Yesterday I finely got a taste of the future and it sucks. Some douche bag shoots a Cop so they (The State police) turned Nazi and locked the place down. Which turned my my trip for Espresso into a rape of my personal freedoms. Don’t give me your crap about if we catch just one it’s all worth it. Fuck That! “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” Who said that?…..I hate fucking Nasi Cop’s…..”It’s just a little road block” yea and that how the Nasi’s started rounding up the Jews. It’s the slippery slope and the eroding of the foundations of freedom.
These guys had rock hard winkys because they got to stand around with their big guns a hassling people all day….Homeland security…Nuff of that.
head'n up to Williams today with 14”s of fresh laying on the ground the dog is locking in the 4 wheel drive and we are making tracks, OUT.

Keeping the motivation....

Well I’m deep into the winter training program…..Tootsie Rolling, Coke and my classic Seka seventies porn on the super “8” projector. It’s what I call my motivation to make it through the tween’r season.
The 1st big (Well second) big dump of snow it coming tonight so I’m shaping the snow shovels and stocking up on water. I might be hunkered down for a few days.

It's going to be a big Cuming out PARTY!

The best part it’s every “I’m so Pro’s” idol…..I guess now they’ll all be striving to be “I’m so Gay” too. Gives new meaning to his name, don't you think?

I've got to get back to playing my Fav new game.......OUT

Want to know whats up in CO racing?

School Girl Racing......

O-yea did I call it or what?

The Lazy "M" ranch.....

Spent most of the weekend up in the high country........at the Lazy "M" ranch.
The shack.....

The view......

The new shack site......

News new and more news………

Murder? Com’on he looks so…….Innocent, But we all love “Good Strippers”
Another Wisco scientist…..Thanks Buddy
And then theres this guy.....Think he gets the Brazilian?
Com-on! Tag?
Finding the Irony…. Innocents


I love the world in turmoil……I'm going for a ride right after this Espresso, OUT!

Breaking News.......

http://www.cyclocrossworld.com/News.cfm?Action=Edit&MenuKey=827&theKey=827&back2=home

Cross, Cross, Cross.....

(I've waiting all year to repost this! That's what you call Cross Style "Boyz")

So I’ll be slugging it out at the lowly Eagle-cross this week-end but a crossed the country one of the best match-up of the season Is forming…..Is it Wells vs. Powers? Or Page vs. Johnson? Nope! It’s Gould vs. Bessettle vs. Compton in the women’s field.

Georgia Gould
Lyne Bessette
Katie Compton

I'm saying Compton with an easy win!

I might have to cross train today.....

Check that! I'am cross training.......me and the dog have hung the "Gone Skiing" sign out....right after another shot of expresso. OUT

Called in sick today and did nothing

Well well well.....I think Big Pats found a way to nail Landis. If I were Floyd I'd be at Walmart trying on flackjackets.

And it looks like Gay Boy's been kiss more then trophies.....He's got'm planted on Nanc'y Lancey's backdoor. My god whats the world coming to?

Can you pick out the Ex-WORS great kickass in last weekend Pro-field?

What the world needs is more of this....

In God We Trust!

Time to go west.......

When it’s cold and wet I was told to go west…..into the sweet warn sunshine! I just didn’t count on this….

(Yes thats a brontosaurus)

But a small delay and price to pay for 75deg touring on the 1x1. I still can’t figure out this weather. How can it be 40deg in one place and 75deg.s right around the corner?

I guess I don’t really care it’s just nice to know it’s there.

I’m planning to do some Moto-pacing later in the winter…..

Now I just need a moto.....

O-yea for those that care A-Basin opened today..........Sad news for Loveland. So com'on out for the "white ribbon of death"

Well, well, well......2

I wouldn't say it was too muddy for cross........Just FUN!


I wouldn't say the French are too gay for cycling.......Just too gay for Cross!

It's snowing up in happy valley so all the world is right with the beautiful people of Vail. This was verified with the lack of antidepressants dispended at the Village Starbucks this afternoon.

WTFD

The another dick do’n it proud…..Thanks for make me feel good about my home turf


It’s been rain’n and snowning everyday for the pass week. Should be a great race this weekend, another double header. Breck-tober and Frisco Cross both with beer tents and bands….Sweet! PBR me on every lap.....

Watch out...

What’s worst then getting hit by a car door or getting hit in the FACE?

Nails....

they say it's all about the start.....
Well I punched it through in a stout 51th place out of 102 on Saterday and 9th Sunday...Unlike Sandy Who can pin-it...Two 3rd's and payday!
At the base of the first run up...leading the way. You got to love someone who can punch it to the pro field.

123.....

We’ll I,m back……
I really never went anywhere just got tired of the same old same old!

Got a new race wagon! Ford LN7000 with a Cat 3208 to pull my dozer….sweet!

I’m labeling this guy the ugliest MTB’r in USA cycling right now….Nice Head!

Cross is in full swing girls so you better stay home! OUT!

This just in....

Yes sir!

Got Nothing......

But Boobs always make people pay a Attention...... O-yea there's a State Road Champion in the house!

Learn to Lov’m

I used to hate road races, but this year seems to be a turning point. They’ve been some of my best results. Crits are still fun but some how they are now second place……This weekend it’s the The bad ass out and back Canyon Road race. Upp’n the mileage from 72 last weekends race to 85 and 5000’ of climbing……ouch! Then a slam'n Crit in Fuirta. I'll be willing my leg into recovey! "F" the one races pussies!

I almost forgot. I was in the only Starbucks in the world the plays country western music....Rifle Co. baby! White 1-ton pickups filled with hate......

I've been resting

I need get better at updating or take the Cat3 down grade!

It’s been a little slow around here…..Got a new toy! It’s just a little 24000lb play thing. So I’ve been cutting in the new road up to MM enterprises new digs.
Well the Utah race went ever well thought I had it won with a solo filer but got reeled in with 5 to go, but still held on for 9th. The legs are a little worked. Riding 45miles by yourself with 50 guys gunning will do that. Sandy rode the last of the group off her wheel with 2 to go for a set of clean wheels. Her new name is “The Cash Mech” The race is awesome One big 75 mile loop. It’s on the hit list for next year.

Back to Utah.......

I think I see a small man in there..... Why riding a bike for two is tooo Gayyy!

The cars packed and it's back to Utah, I should just move there....

Make a pick? in the WTF file...

Can you pick out the Man in this photo? He was a Boy in a group of men and know a Man in a group of girls....WTF!
Will the real Tom Boonen please stand up? WTF!

All Crossed up girls.......

Fresh paint, Proto-one of the new "Mr Slim" is just about ready to build. All dress and not an open bar in town.Not even a hooker under a lamp post.......I’m just waiting for a the “F”n fork and it dirt time! You got to love a single gear’d cross bike, disk ready and replace able drops for you pussies that have to have more then “One”….O-yea it's made from BEER cans!

Riding in Utah....

There's one thing about riding in Utah......

Is it Mrs. “T” now? Or just Mr. Moose knuckle……

Kick"N"ass

I’m a believer! I’m almost positive not everything in this stuff is legal, but I don’t care. This stuff will kick ass and any girly supplements that you take! Two tables and get your motor running……

Get your Spike On!

Lock-Out!

I've been locked out from my Blog site for some reason. I’ve got my theory’s but I’ll keep them to myself. It’s just another example of the Man taking to hold me down. Well I’ll tell you what I won’t be denied! I’ve got the coolest cross training course setup and tonight starts the 1st test run. I’m thinking about hosting a Wed night beer race. But you have to love it cross is right around the corner!

O-yea I got a job! Check it out. I get paid with Sex, I thinking this is a career path I can get into……The only problem is there's no 401k Plan just a "KY" plan....

DNF in the last stage of the Tour-De-Dope.....

If I don’t have another day like yesterday it won’t be too soon!

Ups and Downs

Power meters are cool, there's nothing like 2 hours of Crit racing.....

Stage Two......

Talk, Talk, Talk….

What I’m talk’n about is a lot of hurt going on….There’s nothing like a little STXC to make you hurt…at the Tour-De-Dope!

Rich person do the dumbest things, So yesterday I saw something hilarious, you know the kind of stuff that makes you laugh out loud even when your along. A guy maybe in his sixties is riding along on a hybrid dressed in kaki walking shorts and a white button down shirt. Just like you would think a Rich guy would look riding around Vail.Village. But what the hell is so funny about Mitch Man? Well I’ll tell’ya…This guy was wearing a prologue helmet…..First I had to do a double take and then sprayed my Espresso all over the Starbucks patio. I almost pee my pants! WTF…..I guess you can never be to Aero when JPA the village!

DNF

Stage One: DNF…..it’s a good thing this is more of an Omnium then a Stage Race or I’d by out in the cold and with only one participant the “Tour-De-Dope” would have been blown. A rear pinch flat and no tools will put you down…..

Today is a rest day, so I’ll be at the Vail Village Starbucks watching the beautiful people walk by with their designer tote bags in hand.

Lubed....

The bike is washed and loaded, the chain is lubed and I’m off to Stage One in the Tour-De-Dope!

Espresso me, Please

Well, well, wwwwwwhat? I was going to lay low until cross season started up but things come up and you need to be flexible. Some will lay the smack-down this week in a group and or trail ride. Others will lay it on the starting line….I’d stack my riding schedule as one hurt nut sack. Why do training rides when you can Race?

Monday: Rest (And I love to rest, it’s what I do best) and Espresso
Tuesday: Road ride up 4-mile canyon (It’s a nice 11 mile climb with some rolling flats on the top)
Wednesday: Mr. Bigg and I are heading over to Beck for some MTB action.
Thursday: More rest (you can never get enough)
Friday: I’m going to breakout the 9-speed MTB for the 1st time in six months for a little STXC fun.
Saturday: More and more Crit fun……
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday: More racing action…..It’s my fav race, big climbs and smok’n down hills.

I’m packing all my yearly MTB racing in one week…..then I’m laying low till cross season. Well maybe not……

It got to be good...

So what’s your testosterone to epitestosterone ratio? Talk about Annie Get you GUN’s! I wonder what Laura's ratio max’d out at. Maybe she’s getting special blend of “Lipton Tea”

If I where Landis I’d use the “Lipton Tea” defense and have my Jackie Chisels work that angle….. It got to be better then I a skinny weasel and the beer drain me of H20.

It’s nice not having to race some weekends. Got the Cross bike all dialed for the up coming season, just need to get some new skins on it and it’s down. Now I need to get some Mojo and start training for it. Well got to go…I hear an Espresso calling me from Vail Mountain Coffee......or maybe I'll have some tea!

Get'n it....

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted any Chic Pic’s. Well I’ am get’n to it! Enjoy….

Testosterone patch needed!

A punch to the Gut and Nut Sack! That what it was like last night….I havn't MTB over at The Beav’ for a year and forgot how rough the down hills are….Ouch if felt like someone punch me in the gut after each lap. They actually hurt more then the climbs. I only have myself to blame running 35psi. What was I thinking? Now my nut sack needs a “Floyd” testosterone patch.

Maybe if I did that I could lift a car

Back in time with nothing to spare

I’ve been sequestered preparing my case in front of the UCI…..with my high ratios it’s going to be tough.

For a guy who has nothing to do I’ve got know time to do anything. But I’m heading over to Beaver Creek to ride Mr. Bigg in the Vail series….that’s always fun.

Well we may have a fast dope’d up Tour winner but the French are still gay and could get their ratio’s up over a ½ point even with a testosterone patch applied to their ball sack….

Time to wash my bike and put air in the tires..