"Here's to life, liberty, and the pursuit of dumpiness."

A glorious and Godly arrangement between two people
The use of aerosol hair-products for these events alone contributed to 5% of all ozone depletion between the years 1977 and 1991.
Now this guys got it RIGHT! Un-like this dumbass! Speaking of dumbass! I don’t hate Wal-Mart, I hate the scum that reside in my (or your) town that shop at Wal-Mart. It’s filled with people that crawled out of a Rob Zombie movie, just put down the crack pipe and stumbled in for a few things. The check out lines always takes forever. I feel like if I am in there for more than 15 minutes I start picking up diseases. I learned the hard way; go to the bathroom before leaving your house if you are going to Wal-Mart. I’ve been to cleaner bathrooms at Adult Book stores…… OUT!

It's a Bike Race Dumb Ass

We need more Cowbell Bro!

Sissy Boy!!!!

A day of nothing......me and the DOG looking for roads to ride.... Cross? I'll kick that thing in the JUNK!
O-yea!
Making it.....
Off like Andy Hampstead,,,,,,

Cross?

Man, you have the worst case of placte The early snow

turns to mud...


One, Two, Three!!!!

1st Dump of the Season

Day was one of those days.......a little of this
Then west for this......
Then tonight ma and the big Ern are roll'n hard!

Nice

Something interesting I noticed in Gunnison. Every business is the best at something. They all have these signs that say so. For instance, we stayed at the “Best Inn 2007,” ate sandwiches at a deli that said “Best Sandwich 2002-2006,” and walked past the Gunni-sack restaurant that claimed, “Best Margarita.” However, there’s no reference on these claims. Best in Gunnison? Best in Colorado? Best in World? Universe?

Okay

Boggler is piss'n me off!

Run'n on the Edge

I've been runn'n up the doc trail.....ouch! Why? I can't tell you. I think I'll stop doing it.....You really don't have an idea how steep something is untill you run up it!
Back to working on the shack!

Locked

Head'n Over

Gay Shit....

Out

First Things First

So I built up the New Cross Bike today. Its sweeter then the Ambrosia Chocoholic Jeffery D used to make………Light for hopp’n like a long eared rabbit…

Gunn’y Cross this weekend…..The question now is what gear? I’m thinking 40X17 but maybe something else. First I'm going to put some chain Lube here, then here, then here and a little over here.......

Then I'm might do a little of this
and wash it down with this........

Now I'm ready!

10. No dumb ass roadie teams using “tactics” as a excuse to sit on.
9. Gives you a good excuse to buy another bike.
8. No capri wearing fixie dorks (unless you are in Portland).
7. Any weather this side of Katrina is not grounds for cancellation.
6. More Cowbell! (I will add any song with Cowbells ROCK’s)
5. Unless you are Rosie O’Donnells back waxer, your job will seem easier on Monday (if you’ve got one).
4. Bunny Hop
3. Dick Cheney does not race ‘cross
2. No one has ever died racing ‘cross. But you could be the first!
1. If the religious nuts ever find out how much fun it is, it will be banned.

What the ????

Hay fat man your in the way........
The hammer down!!!

Why is a Mr. Potato Head smiling??

b/c his stuffed with ecstasy tabs.....I'd be smil'n too!
Customs officers discovered ecstasy tablets hidden inside a Mr. Potato Head sent to Australia from Ireland. Now thats what I call a toy.

Round and round

Only in.......
Can you get a way with driving junk like this........
and this.......
Can you get Dub's with spinners for one of those???

A new High in Low

Nautica??? David Chu started the company, Nautica, proceeded to build an empire based on all things attached to the sailing mentality…….So WTF, a minivan? I know it’s a boat but com-on! Its must be a lefty thing b/c I don’t get it! Maybe 25% of every Nautica minivan go’s to the DNC….Do you have to wear your Nautica windbreaker when driving your every Nautica minivan??? Now that would be too Cool.

O-yea in typical Minivan driving skills this douche bag cut me off 20sec.s before this picture.