Somthing??

Yea Know I got Nut-n…….I could talk about Riding up the Doc trail. I could bitch about it…..But you never know how steep something is until you try to ride up it……I could talk about Cross….I could bitch about Dope-n or maybe even the weather…..But I won’t and just go have another cup of JOE! And count the Cal’s I ate today!

What’s up???

I find something’s Very funny……I step on the scale the other day (something I’ve not done in weeks) thinking I was going to make that baby spin off its axis……Boom 149lb on the head! Man o man, I can’t even buy pants in the men’s department anymore. The store by me only carry 30’s and I need 29’s…………Now my waste matches the wheels I ride! How sweet is that you big fat fatty?

I almost forgot…..found a sweet new trail over Red Mountain. Now my wheels don’t have to touch pavement when I head over for a little sip of Espresso. Speaking of that! I think it’s what the doctor order…….Hit IT!

My new coffer jug!

Next to talk on the cell'y and taking pic's well driving.......text'g is right in there as my fav past time!

Going in a short circuit………

There's nothing more dumbass looking than a guy in a Hawaiian shirt.........Hawaiian prints should only be on a sarong or a bikini. It's a fat guys shirt .Fat guys wear Hawaiian shirts because as it provides some visual distortion. A T-shirt with something in the center of it, or a uniform shirt color, impacts the eye in a way that says, "Wow, look how it's just red and red and red and it seems to go on forever, uninterrupted. HE is a fat, fat guy." So I guess the Hawaiian shirt id a good thing for the fat guy…….but still Dumbass for the fly weight guy!!!!

Ran up the Doc Trail last night running sucks but racing up hill really sucks…..well I better get back to nailing my roof down to keep it dry at the Lasy “MM” ranch…..

Could be the new boss!!!!!

What's your favorite image of Al Gore? Maybe it's Gore standing ramrod straight at a presidential debate, or lecturing about global warming in the documentary or maybe it’s the fact he invented the inter-net that allows me to blog like some kind of first grader with a pant-load………..But this has to be the cherry on the Sunday! Mr Gore is buzzing around bitching about “Carbon Offsets” (whatever that is) and 1 degree differentials in this…….

I just wonder if this baby runs on Soy Beans? This guy blows more CO2 gas in one min then I will in a life time……What a DICK!

Switching Gears.....

It must be it can't be.......IT IS!!!

Star and Stripes

Gets nailed in Wisco.......NICE! I guest they've got nothing else to do!!!!1

Bam.......Nailed One!

This just in.........

I’m No.1, I say number No. 1 in the Google for “smokn dope”

and No. 4 in “jonathan vaughters is a prick”

and No.8 in "Drunk'n People"

Somedays your just a WINNER! but man I'm on it today!

I've got it now.....

My troubles are now over!!!! Wait a min.........I don't have a VHS player, SHIT! Back to the poor house.....

What the Hell are you?

I was thinking about all the stupid shit bike messengers wear and how super Gay they look or should I say Uni-a-sexual they look. Because lets face it you can’t tell the guys from the chic’s……and then I thought Men wear a lot of stupid shit!

Here a little list to help you out!

1. Bucket hats. Your not in the Serengeti
2. Visors.
3. Sideways visors.
4. Sideways baseball caps.
5. Headbands.
6. Mullets (the haircut).
7. Mullets (a type of fresh-water fish typically used for bait).
8. Hair that has been manipulated for an hour to achieve the desired "tousled" look.
9. Enough hair on the back of your neck to indicate that it's time for a haircut.
10. Shoulder-length perms.
11. Ponytails.
12. Comb-overs.
13. Nehru jackets.
14. Short-sleeved dress shirts with ties.
15. Band-collared shirts.
16. Tee shirts with oh-so-humorous messages on them.
17. Tee shirts with oh-so-offensive messages on them.
18. Tee shirts that expose one's midriff, intentional or otherwise.
19. Polo shirts with the collar turned up.
20. Any article of clothing at all with the collar turned up.
21. Sheer shirts.
22. Sheer pants.
23. Spiked collars.
24. Speedo bikinis.
25. Thong bikini underwear.
26. Any pair of underwear that features a depiction of an elephant or Pinocchio on its frontal side so as to imply that the wearer's penis is akin to an elephant's trunk or the magically-expanding nose of a wooden puppet.
27. Any underwear that, in the event it must be exposed in the process of getting undressed to have sex, will immediately cause your sexual partner to put their clothes back on.
28. Unibrows.
29. Tie-dyed anything.
30. Turtlenecks with double-breasted suits, Staten Island notwithstanding.
31. Brightly colored weightlifting pants.
32. All other weightlifting pants.
33. Jeans with elastic waists.
34. Bell-bottomed jeans.
35. Acid-washed jeans.
36. Jeans so loose you can see your underwear.
37. Jeans so tight you can see your underwear.
38. Shorts so short you'd better be wearing underwear.
39. Shorts so long they might as well be highwaters.
40. Highwaters.
41. Knickers.
42. Jodhpurs.
43. Capri pants.
44. One pant leg rolled up, the other not.
45. Black jeans with white sneakers.
46. Black socks with white sneakers.
47. Sneakers with suits48. Knee-high white socks with shorts.
49. Knee-high black socks with shorts.
50. Socks with sandals.
51. White athletic socks with dress shoes.
52. Slides.
53. Mules.
54. Platform shoes if you're over thirty.
55. Platform shoes if you're under thirty.
56. Fanny packs.
57. Chest hair so abundant it looks like you're wearing your sweater UNDER your shirt.
58. Enough cologne to have passersby notice you're wearing cologne.
59. Clothes with brand logos large enough to be read by the elderly.
60. Nail polish of any kind.
61. A pinkie ring.
62. A college ring.
63. A nipple ring.
64. A nose ring.
65. More than one ring.
66. Dangling earrings.
67. College apparel from a school you didn't attend.
68. Kilts.
69. Anything with sequins.
70. Anything with feathers.
71. Anything with sequins AND feathers.
72. Monocles.
73. Logo watches.
74. Calculator watches.
75. Mickey Mouse watches.
76. Mickey Mouse ANYTHING.
77. For that matter, anything with a cartoon character on it, Disney or otherwise.
78. Clothes with team logos outside a stadium.
79. Kelly green.
80. Hot pink.
81. Photojournalist vests, unless on assignment in Chechnya.
82. Long nose hair.
83. Long ear hair.
84. Any ear hair.
85. Clothing acquired through the consumption of several hundred packs of cigarettes.
86. Novelty neckties.
87. Bow ties if you're under forty (except with Tuxes).
88. Bolo ties.
89.Cowboy boots over pants.
90. Cowboy hats.
91. Cowboy boots and cowboy hats with suits.
92. Clip-on ties.
93. Clip-on suspenders.
94. Amusing patterned suspenders.
95. Suspenders with belts.
96. Paints without belts.
97. "Kiss Me, I'm _________" (Insert Nationality Here).
98. Pocket protectors.
99. Enough pens and pencils in your pocket to warrant a pocket protector.
100. Members Only jackets.
101. Sweaters worn over your shoulders, I don’t care if you live on the Upper East Side Biff!
102. Crocs……
103. Painters pants (unless you are a painter)
104. Carpenter pants (unless you are a carpenter)
105. Doo Rags
106. Anything on your head at the dinner table (even if it’s at Denny’s you slug)
107. Sunglasses inside Mr Johnson!

Look who's roll'n in the west........

Nice truck.....
Then it was more work at the Lazy MM.....
Then a little cross action.......(I look forward to posting this picture every year. Almost like I was five waiting for christmas.)

This just in.........

As my Ukraine friend would say “I Love this Country”!!!!

Boy-o or Boy.....

Man my ASS Hurts......I don't know how you people do it!!! Work everyday? Chist all this work is killing me......

Bam....nailed one!!!! on the frontrange and look at that this POS is at a gas pipe.

Well the last Stage Rage went well; Sandy laid the smack down on the pro-field again. Her new name is clean wheel…..The plus is she win the cash and I get to spend it!! I pulled out a 10th, so I’m at peace with my Road season…..The Crit was another thing but I’ll save that.

More work to be done…..I don’t know how you people do it! I need a vacation!

What is up.....with that?

Well it rest time for me....two weeks off the bike. Gives me lots of time to work! Work? what I don't work! Yes, work.......I really don't like to work but in this case I've come around.....putting on an addition to the Cottage so I can move in and work on my manifesto.......So much for rest. Now back to WORK!