My Life been a beach!

Saturday…8” Sunday 7” Monday 6” Tuesday 7” Wednesday 10” You do the math…..The bike is back in the closet. Me and the pooch are enjoy the SNOW!

Dick Pound can Kiss My Ass!

It’s a sad day here at the Lazy “M” ranch……

“The final nail in Ullrich's professional coffin may have been the stupendously bungled Operación Puerto inquiry, but he pounded all the others in by himself”

Now it’s just going to be more Lance bullshit and his all girl orchestra. The gay mans dancing machine!

By far the best quotes from resent.
“I’m going back to my cooler to puke NOW!”
“We are just waiting for the rest of the women’s pro field to get off”

OUT

I'm in rehap and will need a couple of days to re-load......

VOS

It was along way to for a bunch of flats.......

Should stayed home and hit the side roads.......

High hopes......

Low results......., Some plus too…..more on that later!

Down Load

Down loaded the BTO and Kiss anthology today….. Just jam’n Older then Old-school ! Clean’n the bikes and pack’n up for warmer weather. It’s like 45deg today so it will be nice to get warm for a few days……

On a sad note I got screwed by the "rope smokers" and didn't get into the Leadville 100. Dam-it, next year I guess........

I'm ready to rock.......

First it's this
then it's this
Smooth and ready to rolllll......

Board-in.......

My kinda crav'n.....

I don't board much, but the “The Girls Next Door” are in town. So I'm going board'n then to 8160 for the bump and grid.....O-yea!

Smart, smarty.....

All jackup’d and too many places to ride……Temp’s nearing 60 today and a new bike on the rack. The new steed is weighing in at a slim 6940grams (and I haven’t even put the dremel to it yet) in ready to ride form. Which is a little odd b/c my current weight is 69kg……It’s like a rebirthing ceremony.

On another weighty issue, the Goat said he’s coming to band camp at 67.25kg and ready to climb…..WELL, son put down the burrito and step away! b/c if he doesn’t come in under 65.5kg he’ll be a big fat fatty and out the back! See you a the top lard-o……

Windows....

Now this is my kind of window.........I've been waiting, waiting, waiting! What am I waiting for? Well, my Leadville entry, my new bike, Team kit design, on and on!
I’m very impulsive so waiting isn’t my strong suit. So it’s like 55deg’s and sunny so I’m getting my impulsive ass out on the bike…….

Photo Blogg'n

They now make a parking spot for me......it's about time! Bam!
Now who throws thier Jesus Fish in the trash?????
Both lugs are back on-line............3500-4000ml
Ski Tip no 109. Leave the Day-Glow one'y (fag bag) at home......Ski Tip no. 110. No one looks cool in a FAG BAG......even if you are from Texas!

Get'n fat.....

So fat’so……..Now how was it that say “I’m not going to gain 40lb.s in retirement and get lazy” who, who…….
My new base workout....

Five-time Tour winner Bernard Hinault said that "At this point in time, he [German Jan Ullrich] is a cheat. It is up to him to prove that he has not cheated."


First off who give a rats ass what a “FAT” old French fag has to said. If it wasn’t for GL this guy would be a nobody! GL has chop’d this selfish dick into the dirt………You know something I do know who cares what this “ FAT” old French fag has to said…..other “FAT” old French fag’s! It’s up to him….what a dick!

Back to more important things, like riding the Red Mountain and Coffee..... and thinking about Chic's