Down and out....

My technology suck right now…cell “DOWN”, Cable “DOWN”, Laptop No.1 “DOWN”, Desktop ”DOWN”…..No connection, no Phone, No Fax, it’s kind a like vacation. Relegated to the old slow laptop and poaching cable down at the coffee shop. Just to get a dribble of net.

With all this snow it’s been kind of fun. It’s like the world is coming to an end. 2 plus hours to get gas, no food in the stores (unless you want liver and fax seed or some other craps, most of the places have a very limited menu. But some how the 7/11’s are going full swing. So if it gets really bad I guess it will be hotdogs and pump chilly. Those guys have some black market shit going on.

Had some cool stuff coming out of my right lug last night all the buildup fluid is starting to come out. I got to get my legs spinning by next week. The VOS race is like in 6 weeks….
Well I’ve off to the pawn shop for a 30­-o6 or some other high powered fence line. If it gets really bad I don't want these hillbillies gett’n my shit

The first turn......

What did Santa bring you? All I wanted was a power drill or some 10 speed crap, but what did I get….3 broken ribs. Not what I was hoping for but you get what you get. The skiing has been so great lately that you can hardly help but to have a prema grin when you go out and Saturday was no different. 6” of new on top of 14” it’s like heaven. Until the last run of the day when I was standing on top of a ridge and Sandy says “Are you going off that” I respond with a smart ass “Sheer why not” and off I went! It’s all ways the first turn that the most important. If you stick the landing and make the first turn your golden. Until Saturday, the second was right into a 40’ lodge pole pine. Now it wasn’t Sonny Bono but as close as I want to get! I reminder seeing the tree and saying to myself “I can make it” and then the next thing I was sunning on a beach…..
I know seems unlikely but it was the first time in my life I’ve been knocked-out. It’s defiantly weird. Then in an instant I was laying in a heap with Sandy yelling “Breath just BREATH” then I was back on the Beach……Once I came back to the really world for the second time things seem to stop moving so fast.
So now I’m piloting the chaise lounge. I’m pretty proud that I was able to ski out from the Back Bowls keeping my streak of not have to get hauled out on a sled alive!

Hay if I forget.....

Falling on the list......

If you search for

man fucking out side- on yahoo I’m 22 on the list……

"gone skiing sign"- on Google I’m 4 on the list……

ride days because golf is for pansies- on Google I’m number 1…….My mother would be so proud!

Later.....

Now why would you ever go to Aspen and pay $82 to ski the hard packed down BS
Can't the dog find the best drop-in?
and the best Face Shots! I think he'll need a snorkel soon.
and a coat to keep the snow balls off his johnson......

We'll it's time for another expersso and I've got a big decision to make, ride the trainer or hit the XC trail down valley……I know the dog hates the trainer but he's not the boss here, so screw him.

My wing man "DIHAF" is hitt'n on all cylinders. He's nailed it!

Now's the time....

My fav' place......SID is still the man!
This is what the beautiful people do on a Saturday after noon at the Beav…….. They’ll stand in line to pay $20.00 for this…..A cold sandwich, cold beans and cold potato thing. Now let me ask you, why can I eat plate after plate of 50 cent burritos at a roadside Taco stand in Mexico. But a high society $20.00 Burger glues me to the toilet for 48hours?

Got my Christmas gift for myself early this year….

It didn't kill me!

I had the best post then I f'd it up.......maybe I'll be smarter later. I always com'up with my best shit at the Vail Coffee house. So maybe I'll wait till then. I was thinking my Blog needs more smut!

Man I think I just set a new Mitch Man record for the use of "I"......Yes' I think I did.

I'm in are you?

Never....

Something’s you can’t live without…..I’ve been ski’n the shit out of this area up in back of the Lazy “MM” Ranch. It’s been the shit’s with all this new snow. Makes me wonder why I bought all these resort passes. Next year I may skip the Vail and Aspen pass and just stick to the Backcountry…..It’s Still Free!


Sleep, ski, coffee…….

and then there's this guy!

Shoot'n it

Where is it BOY?

There it is!

Good Boy!

He knows how to sniff out the prefect line!

Dump...

Snow report for the Merk-man
8 down and 8 to go.....

It's not much good for biking on but hell man it's winter! LET IT SNOW!

Nothing Like the off.........

Biking one day sking the next........If only I could mix in some sex it would be prefect!

Dis and Dat

Game face....
In the Game
Game face
In the Game.....
End of the Game and another season.....only 59 days untill the first race of 07.

Sum...ta Sum.....dis

Lance who?

Only three nice things today:

Bike racing: Sandy talked me into getting a lotto ticket. No, not Mega-bucks or some crap like that but the Leadville Lotto…..Do you think Mr Bigg can do a 100 mile’r in under 10hours? Sound like a lot of hurt to me. Why do I do this shit? We are diff’n roll’n on ridged Mr. Bigg’s……

Bike Building: I’ve scraped the cross frame for this year…..just couldn’t get the feel right. So I think it’s on the shelf for a while (at least until mid summer). Also I’m working out the details for the next seasons Mr. Bigg. New killer paint (Flat Carbon and Flash Black) with an EBB. That’s if I ever get motivated and light the torch……

Bike Team: Next year I’m down with a new road team “Squadra Velocita” I’m pretty pump’d about. Not that the TW wasn’t cool…..it just didn’t help racing in the west. Lining up with no teammates 99% of time just isn’t going to work. We’ve got a lot of cool shit in the works……

Nuff of this, the sky blue and the air is 40plus so right after this Espresso the dog and I are hitt’n it CX trails….

Lock it down.....

Now we know the UCI is just a racist faction Pat McQuaid said Wednesday. "My only comment on the road races is the size of the teams. They are too small” How dare he call a China man small. Is it their fault years of evolution has left them vertically challenged. They maybe short but having a low center of gravity allowing them to pull large carts and carry heavy loads. They can also hide in small places saving them from a constant beating at the hands the larger more robust US corporate slave masters that force them to build cheap bike parts for my enjoyment. I ask you “Who’s the small man Pat? You or the China Man”….You insensitive bastard!

Well it's time to lock it down and head out for some turns. The dog has been on me to go skiing……Sometimes he can be such a nag! Plus I can't upload pic's today so blogging sucks........OUT

Well, well, well......3

and she calls herself a Donkeys Fan! My God!

The light is on!

Who left the freezer door open? Jesus…..it’s colder then a well drillers ass! Why did I come back to this shit? It’s going to hit a high of 31deg today. NICE! But the snow been a fall’n and the skiing is sweet.

So the world cup was at the “Beav” and it was SWEET! There nothing like the Men’s DH up close and personal….Seen these guy rocket down the Birds of Prey is the shit’s……The doper smok’m in DH then cracked in the GS and the SL. But that’s Body, straight, late, out of control and DAM FAST. It’s either first or last with that guy.

Well I wouldn’t say she's dumb, but I would say she’s retarded……just to stay on point one more day! And then there’s this guy……..Got to love it!

Sam: Hi Bill
Bill: Hi Sam, did you here Dave died?


Sam: No, how?
Bill: Well he got off the 35th st bus on Michigan, walk down to 6th, turned left at Wells up to Wisconsin and then down to 1st. He was waiting for the light to change when a huge hunk of concrete fell off a building and smashed him like a bug…..

Sam: WOW! What a way to go!
Bill: I know………I would have taken Michigan all the way down.


Just ordered a little som' som'm for myself!

The end is near?

Two things I need to get off my chest….
1. If you’re on Vacation and you’re some Tri-Nazi, Don’t bring a folding bike with aero-bars and ride it around. You look retarded. Which by the way is a word I’d like to bring back into fashion. It's a good word and why should it sit on the self just because some “retard” deemed it not PC. So, unless you’re a Pro Tri-Nazi why would you drag this thing 3000 miles anyway? I’ll tell you why. You’re a fat dumb ass obsess retard American that’s why. Give it a rest you fat fuck’n retard!
2. What is a recumbent? If you want to lay-down and take a nap use lounge chair or couch. If you want to ride a bike “Get a Fucking Bicycle” douche bag! Just look at this picture…nothing in this picture slows my belief the “American way of life” has hit critical mass in the wrong direction.

Could we as a people look more retarded?

You may see a theme here, no it’s not about cycling. Its how dumb as a society we’ve become. Now I’m not a smart man by any stretch of the imagination, but base on my observations lately I may be soon! I guess that's the plus (you know me, always looking on the bright side of life). The gene pool is getting low, will someone please pull out the garden hose and fill it back up!


Guess who's in town......

Take note: This guy will never ride a recumbent!