T’is the season

You know it’s close to ski season when the Steamboat Hoover toss Championship are held. My friend Brent got the “Best Rookie” trophy with this one……..

Bam....nailed one

It's shooting fish in a Barrel......

My fav trail.....

After blowing off racing this weekend it's junk miles to the max.....I love Steves loop.
Some will say Benchmark....but I say steve's
Still can't clean it...saw some dude try! He'll heal....
Got my Aspen pass today. I'm set now!
It was down the road for the Ford 7000 today, made a mouths salary on that baby. Well I don't really have a salary, so I guess it's just a ball of sweaty cash....but I'm look'n at another, it's a MACK...Big Trucks are cool. I've got a big kids sand box going on.

Love Hate.....well maybe more HATE!

I'm holding my white truck rule........anyone thats in one is full of hate.

Didn't do a damm thing this weekend but NASCAR on sat and Football on Sun.......washed down with a case of PBR....

Well it's back west for the winter.....
The trails are rock'n right now...we've been getting rain so everything is nice a green...LOL
I hate snakes......Rattler number two.

Go'n Ape

Is there anything more fun then a guy in a Gorilla Suit?

Feeling like a Jew Boy.....

Is that and accident ahead?
No it’s just some fat doughnut eating fascism lover…..”What’s up boys? Is that an M16 in your pants or you just glad to see me? Fuck Off Dick Head! I’m going for coffee is that ok?”
Yesterday I finely got a taste of the future and it sucks. Some douche bag shoots a Cop so they (The State police) turned Nazi and locked the place down. Which turned my my trip for Espresso into a rape of my personal freedoms. Don’t give me your crap about if we catch just one it’s all worth it. Fuck That! “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” Who said that?…..I hate fucking Nasi Cop’s…..”It’s just a little road block” yea and that how the Nasi’s started rounding up the Jews. It’s the slippery slope and the eroding of the foundations of freedom.
These guys had rock hard winkys because they got to stand around with their big guns a hassling people all day….Homeland security…Nuff of that.
head'n up to Williams today with 14”s of fresh laying on the ground the dog is locking in the 4 wheel drive and we are making tracks, OUT.

Keeping the motivation....

Well I’m deep into the winter training program…..Tootsie Rolling, Coke and my classic Seka seventies porn on the super “8” projector. It’s what I call my motivation to make it through the tween’r season.
The 1st big (Well second) big dump of snow it coming tonight so I’m shaping the snow shovels and stocking up on water. I might be hunkered down for a few days.

It's going to be a big Cuming out PARTY!

The best part it’s every “I’m so Pro’s” idol…..I guess now they’ll all be striving to be “I’m so Gay” too. Gives new meaning to his name, don't you think?

I've got to get back to playing my Fav new game.......OUT

Want to know whats up in CO racing?

School Girl Racing......

O-yea did I call it or what?

The Lazy "M" ranch.....

Spent most of the weekend up in the high country........at the Lazy "M" ranch.
The shack.....

The view......

The new shack site......

News new and more news………

Murder? Com’on he looks so…….Innocent, But we all love “Good Strippers”
Another Wisco scientist…..Thanks Buddy
And then theres this guy.....Think he gets the Brazilian?
Com-on! Tag?
Finding the Irony…. Innocents


I love the world in turmoil……I'm going for a ride right after this Espresso, OUT!

Breaking News.......

http://www.cyclocrossworld.com/News.cfm?Action=Edit&MenuKey=827&theKey=827&back2=home

Cross, Cross, Cross.....

(I've waiting all year to repost this! That's what you call Cross Style "Boyz")

So I’ll be slugging it out at the lowly Eagle-cross this week-end but a crossed the country one of the best match-up of the season Is forming…..Is it Wells vs. Powers? Or Page vs. Johnson? Nope! It’s Gould vs. Bessettle vs. Compton in the women’s field.

Georgia Gould
Lyne Bessette
Katie Compton

I'm saying Compton with an easy win!

I might have to cross train today.....

Check that! I'am cross training.......me and the dog have hung the "Gone Skiing" sign out....right after another shot of expresso. OUT

Called in sick today and did nothing

Well well well.....I think Big Pats found a way to nail Landis. If I were Floyd I'd be at Walmart trying on flackjackets.

And it looks like Gay Boy's been kiss more then trophies.....He's got'm planted on Nanc'y Lancey's backdoor. My god whats the world coming to?

Can you pick out the Ex-WORS great kickass in last weekend Pro-field?

What the world needs is more of this....

In God We Trust!

Time to go west.......

When it’s cold and wet I was told to go west…..into the sweet warn sunshine! I just didn’t count on this….

(Yes thats a brontosaurus)

But a small delay and price to pay for 75deg touring on the 1x1. I still can’t figure out this weather. How can it be 40deg in one place and 75deg.s right around the corner?

I guess I don’t really care it’s just nice to know it’s there.

I’m planning to do some Moto-pacing later in the winter…..

Now I just need a moto.....

O-yea for those that care A-Basin opened today..........Sad news for Loveland. So com'on out for the "white ribbon of death"

Well, well, well......2

I wouldn't say it was too muddy for cross........Just FUN!


I wouldn't say the French are too gay for cycling.......Just too gay for Cross!

It's snowing up in happy valley so all the world is right with the beautiful people of Vail. This was verified with the lack of antidepressants dispended at the Village Starbucks this afternoon.

WTFD

The another dick do’n it proud…..Thanks for make me feel good about my home turf


It’s been rain’n and snowning everyday for the pass week. Should be a great race this weekend, another double header. Breck-tober and Frisco Cross both with beer tents and bands….Sweet! PBR me on every lap.....

Watch out...

What’s worst then getting hit by a car door or getting hit in the FACE?

Nails....

they say it's all about the start.....
Well I punched it through in a stout 51th place out of 102 on Saterday and 9th Sunday...Unlike Sandy Who can pin-it...Two 3rd's and payday!
At the base of the first run up...leading the way. You got to love someone who can punch it to the pro field.

123.....

We’ll I,m back……
I really never went anywhere just got tired of the same old same old!

Got a new race wagon! Ford LN7000 with a Cat 3208 to pull my dozer….sweet!

I’m labeling this guy the ugliest MTB’r in USA cycling right now….Nice Head!

Cross is in full swing girls so you better stay home! OUT!